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How to Get the "I Just Wrote a Book" Glow

A five-step routine, tested on one author. Results may vary. Results have not varied.

The LOOK Beauty Desk.

Step 1: Write a book. This takes about a year. Hydrate.

Step 2: Print exactly one copy. The glow starts here.

Skip sleep. The dark circles are part of the look.

Step 3: Put it up for sale for $1,000,000. Notice the flush in your cheeks. That's adrenaline, or embarrassment. Both are good for circulation.

Step 4: Build websites to sell it. This takes longer than the writing did. Skip sleep. The dark circles are part of the look.

Step 5: Wait for a buyer. This is the longest step. Apply patience twice a day.

One copy. That's the whole collection.

Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! is for sale. $1,000,000, beers and chocolates with the author included.